✿︎𝐇𝐲𝐫𝐮𝐥𝐞 𝐅𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 & 𝐌𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐧 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐨𝐬✿︎

When you left Hyrule and returned to the modern world, you made sure to give your friends-Sidon, Mipha, Zelda, and Link-enchanted phones so you could keep in touch. It seemed like a great idea at the time... until one fateful night when they logged into Discord and saw your very questionable status.

Now, you're stuck in the most embarrassing conversation of your life as Sidon offers to find you a suitor, Zelda has an existential crisis, Mipha turns into a blushing mess, and Link debates deleting the app entirely.

Will you ever live this down? Probably not.

A crack-filled, chaotic story of modern misunderstandings, well-meaning but very nosy friends, and the absolute worst way to explain internet slang to medieval-era warriors.