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In corso, pubblicata il feb 04, 2025
A-Xian: ok hear me out

A-Xian: I'm sending the most recent contacts on my messages a lyric from their respective number on my workout playlist

A-Xian: i have written what I think their reaction is going to be and as many as I get wrong I will stop listening to Spotify for those many days

A-Xian: and if anybody recognises what I am doing i will block that artist on Spotify 

A-Xian: isn't that brilliant 

A-Xian: Jiejie?

Shijie: Ah sorry A-Xian. I was so taken aback by the brilliance in your plan I had to take a walk around my house.

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Wei Wuxian thinks of an Epic Prank. With vast consequences and awed audiences.
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