The Ultimate Pokepasta Incorrect Quotes Collection!!!
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Last published Thu, Sep 25, 2025
No context on my versions of the characters.
No context on headcanons.
No context on relation statuses.
And I jump in with...incorrect quotes?
That's right. I'm beginning everything (if I'm beginning anything at all) with incorrect quotes because I'm a dumbass. What am I beginning? TO WRITE THINGS! This is my very first wattpad. Finally, in 2025, I've finally built the courage to post something, and it's related to the most dead fandom in history: Pokepasta. Y'all should congratulate me, dear God. Hope you enjoy these copied and pasted incorrect quotes that I've hid in my notes app for centuries!!!
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