Just Kiss Already (An AppleRadio Fic)

Extermination Day is over and things couldn't be better!

The hotel is rebuilt, it's been proven that redemption is possible, and for the first time in months, sinners are flocking to the Hazbin Hotel doors.

But not everyone is doing well. Following his battle with Adam, Alastor finds himself infected with holy power that not only causes him immense amounts of pain, but prevents him from using his demonic abilities. Both injured and unable to protect himself, he scrambles to keep his enemies off his back as he searches for a way out of his predicament.

Lucifer, on the other hand, is rekindling his relationship with Charlie. He's doing his best, but years of disconnect leave him fumbling as he gets to know his daughter and strives to prove that he believes in her dream. However, having isolated himself for a millennia, it puts him in a precarious situation as he's thrust back into Hell's politics and all the complexities that come with it.

In a mutually beneficial agreement, Lucifer and Alastor pretend to be in a relationship in a slapstick attempt to solve both of their problems.

And who knows what chaos will come about as their feelings take root...