"Look, I never intended to destroy a Dairy Queen." Pallas never really followed rules, which is an issue because she is a princess, or more so a Morva(Mortal Vampire) princess. Going one step to far (by destroying an ice cream machine) she is sent back to the prison known as St. Vladimir's Academy. A place were anything can happen, including a scandalous relationship between your brother and best friend. A hilarious story filled with humor, romance, drama, and crappy Fall Out Boy references.