(based slightly off of this one fic I read on AO3 http://archiveofourown.org/works/927309) (Theyre all named Jean lmao) Jean Granatire is the son of one of your dime-a-dozen Pro God, Pro Gun, Pro Life, Anti Gay, Republican politicians. Sadly, being related to one of these dressed-up douchebags can get you kidnapped by anarchists.