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Brother, This Is Number One Bullsh*t

StreetBallMaster

Reads 2,363
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Parts 59
Time 1h 47m

Reads 2,363
Votes 70
Parts 59
Time 1h 47m

StreetBallMaster

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In Dagestan, we don't ask who you are. We ask if you can wrestle. Follow the legendary journey of Islam Makhachev as he smashes opponents, confuses interviewers, and teaches the world the true art of werserling. If you want your son good, send him 2-3 years to Dagestan and forget. Brother, this is number one bullsh*t!All Rights Reserved

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