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Brother, This Is Number One Bullsh*t

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Parts 56
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Reads 1,008
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Parts 56
Time 1h 42m

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In Dagestan, we don't ask who you are. We ask if you can wrestle. Follow the legendary journey of Islam Makhachev as he smashes opponents, confuses interviewers, and teaches the world the true art of werserling. If you want your son good, send him 2-3 years to Dagestan and forget. Brother, this is number one bullsh*t!All Rights Reserved

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𝐀 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞 by xxmilkybqbesxx

𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐑𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐂 "𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚?" 𝐂𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐝. "𝐍𝐚𝐡 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐬." 𝐂𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 19, 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐖𝐖𝐄, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐜𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐞, 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐂𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐃𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐲 𝐑𝐡𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐬' 𝐬𝐨𝐧. 𝐔𝐩 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐂𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐣𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦.

Gunner (EDITED/REWRITTEN) by JeniRaeD

A HEA second chance comedy/action-packed/adventure sports romance story. Gunner wasn't looking for love; he was on a mission to find justice for his murdered father and fiancée. Then, one night at the least expected place, a beautiful young woman caught his eye. After meeting and getting to know Aria, he saw something in her that attracted him more to her. So, on top of doing what he's been trying to accomplish. Gunner was also on a mission to get Aria to discover who she indeed was. Gunner noticed that Aria was portraying herself as a woman she wasn't-someone she thought others around her wanted her to be. But, while helping Aria find herself, he realized that he, too, was hiding behind his thick, tough skin. They were also learning together how to use mind over matter and willpower-something Gunner always thought he had. Using discipline and punishment was their way of growing stronger as a person-together. Credit for cover: selfpubbookcovers.com/kshipley

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𝐀 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞 cover

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𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓 ~ | 𝘔𝘢𝘹 𝘝𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘯 cover

A Delightful Tragedy cover

𝐀 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐍𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐞

𝐀 𝐂𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐑𝐇𝐎𝐃𝐄𝐒 𝐅𝐀𝐍𝐅𝐈𝐂 "𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚?" 𝐂𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐝. "𝐍𝐚𝐡 𝐰𝐞'𝐫𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬. 𝐈𝐭'𝐬 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐮𝐬." 𝐂𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬. 𝐄𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐦𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 19, 𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐖𝐖𝐄, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞. 𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐜𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐞, 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐬𝐚𝐰 𝐂𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐡𝐢𝐦. 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐃𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐲 𝐑𝐡𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐬' 𝐬𝐨𝐧. 𝐔𝐩 𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐥 𝐂𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐨 𝐨𝐧 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐣𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐞𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦.