Give Me A Break Please
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Last published Thu, Feb 6, 2025
Vince Vain is the world's most self-obsessed, smooth-talking, joke-cracking playboy-so in love with himself that he once sent himself a Valentine's Day card (and blushed when he opened it). Armed with an arsenal of terrible pick-up lines, a mirror he carries everywhere for "emergencies," and a belief that every woman he meets is merely playing hard to get, Vince stumbles through life convinced he's the universe's greatest gift.
His life's mission? To keep his five (or was it six?) girlfriends blissfully unaware of each other while maintaining his rigorous self-care routine-complete with two-hour mirror-staring sessions and daily affirmations like "You are the gift, Vince. You ARE the gift."
But when Vince accidentally adds all his girlfriends to the same group chat-his world collapses faster than his last spray tan.
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