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Wanizzha
Ongoing, First published Feb 06
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Scarlett Whitmore is an economist-numbers, logic, and a spreadsheet of life choices. But when it comes to love? She's completely off the charts. After a tragic blind date with a guy who makes fertility jokes over dinner, she's ready to retire from romance forever.

"So, you're saying you help women get pregnant?"
"Exactly."
"Is that... the pick-up line? Because I'm not impressed."

Enter Arin Donovan-handsome, mysterious, and shockingly good-looking. But there's one problem: he's keeping a big secret, and it's not just his jawline. Sparks fly, but every time Scarlett gets close, Arin dodges her questions like an expert athlete.

"So, what do you do for a living?"
"Let's just say I'm a... professional athlete."
"Uh-huh, a professional what? Wait, you play what sport?"
"Let's just say, I'm good with balls."
"You really need to be more specific."

Scarlett's trying to calculate the chemistry between them, but the only thing she's sure of is that the math isn't adding up. Can love break through her spreadsheet of expectations, or is she about to make a very unwise investment in Arin
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"I didn't want a fight." I look down in my lap sadly, "That's one of the reasons why I didn't want to tell you." Chris walks over and sits next to me. He puts an arm around my body, pulling me closer to him. He kisses the top of my head. I feel like it's my fault. Small tears escape the corner of my eyes. "Stop it." Chris says to me in a soft but commanding voice "Stop crying, Beautiful. Stop crying." "It's all my fault." I sniff, "Now you lost all your friends because of me. That's not what I wanted! It's unfair to you, Baby!" Chris gives me that look again. The look that a parent gives their child when their child explains why they took their car keys, because they thought they would never se their parents again. THAT look. His face goes soft and he holds me tenderly in his arms. He brushes the hair out of my face, his fingertips lingering on my skin. Then I realize that this is my moment. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Katie Morgan has always been an awkward and very shy girl. Due to overprotective parents, she hasn't had her first kiss, her first boyfriend, and definitely not her first time. Now that Katie has gotten out into the world, she meets an older guy in his late 30's named Christopher "Chris" Eaton. Her beauty and doll like face makes him want her. But when things end up in the bedroom, Katie realizes she's still not ready to have sex. How will Chris react? What happens after that terrible, awkward date? It may just be a fairytale. For copywrite purposes, I want to clarify that this is my ORIGINAL WORK, it belongs to TremaineKatie (me) so don't get any ideas 🤨 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Voted: #3 hotmen #24 olderguy #9 olderguy #299 happiness #607 breakup #526 breakup #40 chrisevans #28 chrisevans

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