Odysseus' Inner Animal is a Tiny Ass Bunny
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Last published Tue, Jun 17, 2025
He cares about people, he's clingy, and GOD DAMN look at those THIGHS!!! Odysseus' spirit animal is a very jacked little bunny that kicks hard, is super tiny, and can be as sweet as carrot cake. Yes, this keeps me up at night, no I do not care. This will be a series of One Shots that I make up as I go.
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𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗢𝗦 𝗔𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗚𝗦𝗧 𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗬:: 𝗘𝗣𝗜𝗖 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗖𝗔𝗟
𝐘/𝐍 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐣𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐜 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐥𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐲 𝐙𝐞𝐮𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭. 𝐙𝐞𝐮𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐘/𝐍, 𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬, 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐮𝐦. 𝐘/𝐍 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐙𝐞𝐮𝐬, 𝐯𝐢𝐞𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐢𝐦 𝐚𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐚 𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐦𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫. 𝐀𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞 𝐎𝐝𝐲𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐬, 𝐘/𝐍 𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐝𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞, 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐣𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐝𝐨𝐦, 𝐈𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐜𝐚. 𝐅𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐘/𝐍 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐌𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬;
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