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TheSleepingNoise
Ongoing, First published May 04, 2015
bisexualchaoscomedygeneralfictionjejelaundrylifelovelovestorynegrapoorpreachrichromancestudentsummertalaktawateenfictionyes
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Paano kung nasa harapan mo na ang lalaking sa sobrang kinis ay napahiya ang binarnisan naming aparador. at sobrang gwapo?

Mark: lampake muka syang talakito

hala. Eh pano naman kapag tinaas nya ang polo shirt nya at natanaw mo ang apat nyang mala pandesal na abs?

Mark: wala paring pake

ganon? oh sige pano pag nalaman mong may ari ang mga magulang nya ng isang sikat na clothing line?

Mark: wala nga akong pake! 

eto. pano pag naamoy mo ang amoy toothpaste nyang hininga? 

Mark: ang kulit! anong gagawin ko dun? wala parin akong pake.

last na to. ewan ko nalang pag wala ka paring pake. pano pag MAHAL KA NIYA?

oh ano na Mark? bat di ka makasagot? ayieee ayieee! eeeerrrr!!!! emeged! di ako makahinga! mark sumagot ka.... hahaha! inlove ka sa kanya nyo? 

Mark: SHUT UP!!
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