harry potter rants (new edition)
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hey! i wrote a pretty lame, boring harry potter rant book FOREVER ago, so here i am rewriting it! this is going to have new opinions, better opinions, its going to be significantly more informed as well! instead of just "i dont like this about harry potter" its going to be "i dont like this about harry potter and this is why"!! im excited to be re-releasing this, i hope you all enjoy!
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