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For I am FRENCH FRY MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I was blessed by the gods and given the mightiest of all powers. With this power granted to me I shall put an end to crime as well as misfortune! What is this power you may ask? Control over the fast food delicacy know as the FRENCH FRY!All Rights Reserved

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