UNorganized Crime
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Welcome to the world of crime. Only in this world, nothing makes sense and it doesn't have to.
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Sage Lyle is a 20-something-year-old non-binary criminal. One day, while scrolling through Indeed in search of a job, they stumble upon an ad written by the BEST crime ring in *insert a cool place where cool criminals reside* and decide to apply.
(This entire book is a joke. It's something I'm doing for fun, and so far, I love it. I hope you enjoy my nonsensical humor as well. My goal isn't to make this good, it's to make this fun for me and anyone who shares my whacky humor. I'm working on more serious works, but this is just something to occupy my ADHD brain whenever I need to refocus.)
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