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Natasha was a normal girl with a normal life, except for the fact that she was stunning and an orphan, but also poor and very smart.

But when Theo and Leo both start pining after her, whatever will she do?
She doesn't know this but Theo is the Alpha of the Blood Moon pack and Leo is the CEO of a very big company. And also a vampire.

Who will she choose? Maybe both? Maybe... herself.

Please share and heart. This is my first book.
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Mia, a university student with a love for terrible fiction, gets transported into a world of cliche romance and hunky men. Tasked with wingwoman-ing the main character, she tries (and fails) to seamlessly fit into her new environment. But when the characters start to act unpredictably, it becomes harder for her to stay on the side lines.

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