Life's What? Moments

I flew of a bike or chopped of my hair again.
About the little things in life... I'm either joking, choking, grumbling or ranting. But mostly telling you embarrassing stories. These are all on-the-spot written so feel free to give constructive criticism.

Disclaimer: Some are stories about me, told to me, by my parents (& others). "That time when you were little...". Meaning , yes, I prefer to put this on the fiction side rather than non-fic cause I can't back up the whole book.
Plus I don't own the minion on the cover