Eateot CRACKFIC
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Last published Tue, Jun 24, 2025
A dumb series of crackfics based on the intriguing but terrifying Everywhere At The End Of Time. Short stupid drabbles written mostly while I'm high on sleep meds because someone recommended I do a fic for this album that gave me so many nightmares. So enjoy sleep meds induced stupidity as I ramble about an album about dementia. DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY.
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