Too High for This: Misadventures in Edible-Induced Chaos
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Ever taken just one more bite of an edible, thinking it wasn't working, only to realize-way too late-that it was working way too well? Welcome to Too High for This, a collection of hilariously unfiltered misadventures fueled by overambitious snacking and the unpredictable rollercoaster of being entirely too high.
From full-blown existential crises over a bag of chips to paranoid debates with the TV remote, this book dives into the absurdity, confusion, and downright ridiculousness of edible-fueled escapades. Whether it's getting lost in a grocery store aisle, discovering deep (and completely useless) philosophical truths, or sending texts that make zero sense, every story is a tribute to the beautifully chaotic experience of being absolutely baked beyond reason.
Perfect for seasoned stoners, the canna-curious, or anyone who just loves a good laugh, Too High for This is a wild, relatable, and snack-worthy trip through the funniest side of getting high.
Warning: Reading this may induce uncontrollable giggles, déjà vu, and an overwhelming desire for mac & cheese.
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