"Criminal Masterminds (Who Are Really Bad at Crime).
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Two unlikely pals, Milo the blind brainiac and Grug the tiny troublemaker,, the most easily laughable duo in town, plot crime after crime. With hilarious banter and debates over who's the better thief, their grand plans quickly turn into a comical disaster. Every time.
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