Funsies Slay Queenn
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So uhm this is Trump x Biden made purely as a joke for a sleepover.
"You know very well that you are accelerating the already sensitive topic of the possibly upcoming World War III... Why?"
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"... America has long fallen into nothing but a joke. They don't respect us, and they don't respect you. I aspire to bring America her former glory back. And if you stand in my way, you will regret that."
During the election for the next president of the United States, Donald Trump and Joe Biden fight head on to win their position as the next president. Both driven by a strong sense of responsibility for Amerika's citizens, yet parted by their contrasting ideologies. Amidst the voting war of the elections, a strange relationship blooms out of their rivalry, flipping both of their worlds upside down. What will happen, when an unattended spark of agitation slowly grows into intense and twisted feelings?...
Stop judging me. . .
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