The necromancer
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Last published Wed, Jul 30, 2025
What happens when the FBI hires a Necromancer?
Well, he goes through all the depression of a college kid realizing he needs a job and then accepts of course. Who wouldn't want to be a spy?
It turns out that all he really does is paperwork.
Until his car blows up and he is put on a new case that involves a dead girl who won't die and something trying to kill him.
If you like books like 'Harry Dresden' then you might like this!
*Warning*
This book makes fun of everyone, if you get offended, please don't feel obligated to keep reading. My character is a twenty-year-old man, his opinions aren't my opinions, and when he makes fun of something it doesn't mean he dislikes that thing (or group of people), it just means he is making a joke. If you know any guy that makes fun of everything despite his personal beliefs, then you know what I'm talking about.
There are mentions of suicide, murder, sex, masturbation, abortion, drugs, and several other things. But I don't get explicit, but it is in there, so be aware of it.
I kind of stopped writing this, so I probably won't be posting any more unless people want more and specifically ask for it.
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A despicable incident wakes up a vengeful ghost who died from being raped strangled and buried in the woods by her boyfriend and her body was never discovered. On a certain night, something went wrong and she was released from the prison of the other-life where she was trapped after selling her soul to the devil. Now she seeks a new life for herself at the detriment of a group of teenagers, leaving a trail of death at her wake... "Shrrr..." He hushed. "Don't talk, just feel. It will feel better in a moment..." He said still focusing on getting his dick through. "...all I need is just a little penetr...." He pushed again. A sob escaped her lips as she dug her nails into his back unintentionally. When she opened her eyes, they widened as if she had suddenly remembered something. She looked up at Brent as a drop of his sweat landed on her collar bone. He was so carried away trying to penetrate her that he was not aware that she was looking at him. "Brent?" She called softly. "Hmmm?" He replied, his hand around his shaft, trying to aid his thrust. "Are you wearing a condom?" ©All Rights Reserved.
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