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What happens when the FBI hires a Necromancer?
Well, he goes through all the depression of a college kid realizing he needs a job and then accepts of course. Who wouldn't want to be a spy?
It turns out that all he really does is paperwork. 
Until his car blows up and he is put on a new case that involves a dead girl who won't die and something trying to kill him.

If you like books like 'Harry Dresden' then you might like this!

*Warning*
This book makes fun of everyone, if you get offended, please don't feel obligated to keep reading. My character is a twenty-year-old man, his opinions aren't my opinions, and when he makes fun of something it doesn't mean he dislikes that thing (or group of people), it just means he is making a joke. If you know any guy that makes fun of everything despite his personal beliefs, then you know what I'm talking about. 
There are mentions of suicide, murder, sex, masturbation, abortion, drugs, and several other things. But I don't get explicit, but it is in there, so be aware of it.


I kind of stopped writing this, so I probably won't be posting any more unless people want more and specifically ask for it.Všechna práva vyhrazena

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ISABEL (Sample) od Angelique_Esmeralda

A despicable incident wakes up a vengeful ghost who died from being raped strangled and buried in the woods by her boyfriend and her body was never discovered. On a certain night, something went wrong and she was released from the prison of the other-life where she was trapped after selling her soul to the devil. Now she seeks a new life for herself at the detriment of a group of teenagers, leaving a trail of death at her wake... "Shrrr..." He hushed. "Don't talk, just feel. It will feel better in a moment..." He said still focusing on getting his dick through. "...all I need is just a little penetr...." He pushed again. A sob escaped her lips as she dug her nails into his back unintentionally. When she opened her eyes, they widened as if she had suddenly remembered something. She looked up at Brent as a drop of his sweat landed on her collar bone. He was so carried away trying to penetrate her that he was not aware that she was looking at him. "Brent?" She called softly. "Hmmm?" He replied, his hand around his shaft, trying to aid his thrust. "Are you wearing a condom?" ©All Rights Reserved.

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓣𝓱𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓕𝓪𝓽𝓮 *On Indefinite Hiatus* od cy_wants_towrite

(Book 1 of Fate trilogy) ************** Harry, after the battle found out about the betrayal he had suffered. He tracked everyone- The Weasleys, Granger and Dursleys- down and gave them hell. He was 157 when he killed himself to make sure no one else did. He met Death, his then servant and requested to be able to go back in time. He asked Death to let his parents live, to have a brother and to remember his previous life. But, of course, everything has a price. His was years of loneliness and sadness. His younger brother Alexander James Potter was wrongly proclaimed the Boy-Who-Lived by Albus Dumbledore. He will now live his life as he desires. Hadrian Potter will give you hell!- But... an even more vicious power will meet him on his new way to greatness. -------------------------------- *I own nothing except a few OCs. Highest Rankings #1 - Fiction (for an hour 😭) #1 - Bi **Currently being crossposted on ao3**

Rose od Queen_AngelAce

People of different species aren't allowed to mix so when word gets out about two people of different species dating, they become incognito and hide their relationship. But as the saying goes, what's done in the dark comes to the light. "Are you afraid of me Angel?" He asked, as he stalked closer to me. I casually moved away. "No." I said, shaking my head. I casually looked around for an exit. "Then why you are moving away from me?" He asked. "Cause you too damn close to me." I said. I was sure he could hear the fear in my voice. He chuckled. "I can get closer." He said. Using his super speed, he got in my face, pinning me to the wall. I looked up in his eyes. I never felt so hot in my life. "Angel I know your afraid of me. What I could to you...." He said. His ice cold, minty breath hitting my face. I smirked. "If you think I'm afraid of you, your sadly mistaken." I said, tryna keep my cool. He looked down. "So I don't make you feel any type of way?" He asked, curiously. "Nope." I said. Without warning, he put his hand down my skirt and to my pearl. He rubbed it, causing me to moan out loud. He chuckled before putting on a devilish grin. "I thought so." He whispered in my ear. He rubbed faster. I moaned louder. I felt like I was in Heaven. 18+ PEOPLE!!! There is sexual content in parts of this book.

Ugly Truth od snip-snap-the-bat

Harry is abused by the Dursleys, so Sirius and Remus come to stay with him in Hogwarts to make sure he's okay. He starts a secret friendship with Draco. When he tells his friends about the Dursleys it gets spread around the school and people use it to attack Harry. Stuff happens!!! ___ The story will eventually turn to Drarry! May take a while. I will explain everything properly in the first chapter, bye for now! !Warnings!: ★BoyxBoy ★Smut ★A lotta flufff ★Mention of Abuse ★Other stuff that I can't think of rn. Started: 11th February 2018 Finished: 17th November 2018

Finally Me (Rewrite) od BW_Spawn01

Starts off just after Harry returns to the Dursleys for the summer after saving his godfather from a dementor's kiss. When Harry returned to the Dursleys he received a beating the first night back that was so bad that led to him seeing through all the Dark lord's memories. Around that same time, Sirius decides to share some information with Harry about his destiny. Along with sharing this information, he sends Harry the Potter family Grimoire and the Potter family amulet that was inside a trunk that his parent's made for Harry. After putting on the amulet Harry's looks change and all the blocks on him are destroyed. After being told his destiny and seeing through the Dark Lord's memories Harry starts reflecting on his life so far. As he reflects he can't help but wonder what his parents would think and say if they saw him. For years he had been pretending to be someone he was not, but now he finally had enough. He no longer would resend, Harry decides it is time to drop his mask completely and show who he really is completely. Now the real Harry is out and everything going to change. The Harry who returns to Hogwarts will not be the same one who left.

But You Can Call Me Gotham (#JustWriteIt #FreshStart) [COMPLETED] od thehumanglowstick

[rated mature for suicidal themes] "You're different from the others." "What gives you that impression?" "I feel comfortable around you." "Does that make me your friend?" "You may be special, but you can call me Gotham." -- She's a shady little girl, full of surprises. No one knows her real name. But she lets them call her Gotham. -- "I can do things." "Like what?" She stalled. How could she have done this? How could she have lost focus? "I've said too much." "No, you can trust me." "Did you ever hear that curiosity killed the cat?" -- She's a troubled little girl, full of hurt. No one knows what she feels inside. But someone is sucking her into a deep pit, and she doesn't know if she can get out. -- "I'm sorry." "For what?" "This." -- [COMPLETED] TRIGGER WARNING: includes eating disorders, depression, death/suicide.

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 (𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫) 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞! od FrozenAmbers

Human Alastor x Fem!Reader (It has a whole asylum bit, if you don't like that don't read, okay? Okay cool bye!) "Do you realize that I've murdered, tortured and killed people giving me less attitude than you are now. You are acting like a sulking child, Is that what you want? To be treated like a child?" He raised his voice and took a few steps forward. Your back hit the wall and you felt trapped. "I should've just killed you..." He said quietly. "Why didn't you?" You spoke through stuttered breaths. "I-" He went silent and stared into your eyes trying to think of an answer. (In this book you slowly go insane 😍) This is a 18+ book there will be: - Gore -murder -Smut (yes I know Alastor is ace/asexual BUT this is like an alternate universe) Smut chapters will be skippable and won't affect the story :) -violence -torture -sexual themes -swearing -cannibalism I will put a warning at the top of a chapter. There is going to be an upcoming sequel to this book. RANKINGS: #1 Human Alastor (22nd April 2024) #2 Alastor (25th April) #1 Hazbinhotel (29th April) (My most impressive ranking) #1 Vox (14th May) #1 Hazbinhotelalastor (18th may) #1Lucifer (10 June ) None of the art in this book is mine unless I say it is. All characters belong to Vivziepop.

In the Name of Love (Mattheo Riddle x Reader) od Animegodess123

*This is the sequel to my story, The Bet - so I'd recommend reading that one first 🥰* Three years. It's been three years since he left. And three years since the world fell into darkness. After Voldemort made his return at the end of our fourth year, everything slowly went downhill. We lost friends, family, and love along the way. I often think back on those times, when the sun was shining and we were much happier. And I think about him... About the day it all changed... ... This is set in the deathly hallows scene - I own nothing but my own characters and certain plot points. *cover art done by myself - commissions available* #587 war (29.01.25) #179 humor (29.01.25) #941 dark (29.01.25) #159 wizardingworld (29.01.25) #50 goldentrio (29.01.25) #319 hogwartsschoolofwitchcraftandwizardry (29.01.25) #327 voldemort (29.01.25) #59 slytheringang (29.01.25)

Lies | ✔️ od Nicxkyy

• Nothing Lasts Forever • [#114 in Action (08.09.16)] (#395 in Training) +COMPLETED+ A cup full of action, a spoonful of humor, and a teaspoon of romance... One mission. Two murderers. Five to be killed. hit 1k views on 11.08.16 hit 2k views on 6.09.16 hit 3k views on 12.10.16 hit 9k views 💛 *** Emma attends high school and behaves like an ordinary teenager. However, she was different. She was a murderer. One day, she was sent on a mission with a guy named Adam. To kill. To murder. And the nightmare of killing starts... *** Taking a deep breath, I stared at Adam again, hoping he'd understand. Nodding at me, he urged me gently to continue. Nodding back, I continued, "Worse of all, every single piece of memory of how I killed them still haunts me. The blood. Their terrified faces. Their begging. Unfair killing. All these are just unfair games... and we are the players of this game." *** Don't judge my book based on its views and votes so far;) If you never read you never know. Click the 'read' button now:) Please vote and comment too! Thanks! :)

Rachel Greene: The Girl, who had an Impact od byleriscanon4life

my first finished book. I started writing this, when I was in 8th grade, and I ended writing it at freshman year. Warning: most of the book was written, when I was at school, meaning some stuff wasn't really researched (or was it?). And it may or may not have a lot of mistakes. This fanfic is was posted earlier on ao3 (since ao3 is cheaper, you don't have to buy subscriptions + some stuff to read it). This book doesn't have graphic smut, but it does have violence! (and pure murder). Currently, I'm writing my second book, which is mainly focused on what happened when Janna was stuck on Planet Europa 5893x. It has more murder, violence, royal drama, and maybe some romantic relationships (the only non-toxic ship in the first book were two 11 year old boys). When I was writing this book, I thought: "if tweek and craig were two 10 year olds in a healthy mlm relationship, why can't I do the same thing, but with an skateboarding goth 11 year old and a broke trans 11 year old". warning: janna, nate walker, bad (horrible) parenting, crazy oc-lore, murder and violence, toxic relationships, (surprisingly) healthy relationships, mentions of multiple fandoms (as we read the book, since my oc-lore is literally a cross-over between fandoms + my own thing), 🏳️‍🌈people, swearing, mentions of drugs(idk much about them but my oc's a drug dealer-) + many other stuff I should've mentioned, but didn't mention, because I was too lazy-

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ISABEL (Sample) cover

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓣𝓱𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓕𝓪𝓽𝓮 *On Indefinite Hiatus* cover

Ugly Truth cover

Finally Me (Rewrite) cover

But You Can Call Me Gotham (#JustWriteIt #FreshStart) [COMPLETED] cover

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐧 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 (𝐇𝐮𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫) 𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞! cover

In the Name of Love (Mattheo Riddle x Reader) cover

Lies | ✔️ cover

Rachel Greene: The Girl, who had an Impact cover

ISABEL (Sample)

A despicable incident wakes up a vengeful ghost who died from being raped strangled and buried in the woods by her boyfriend and her body was never discovered. On a certain night, something went wrong and she was released from the prison of the other-life where she was trapped after selling her soul to the devil. Now she seeks a new life for herself at the detriment of a group of teenagers, leaving a trail of death at her wake... "Shrrr..." He hushed. "Don't talk, just feel. It will feel better in a moment..." He said still focusing on getting his dick through. "...all I need is just a little penetr...." He pushed again. A sob escaped her lips as she dug her nails into his back unintentionally. When she opened her eyes, they widened as if she had suddenly remembered something. She looked up at Brent as a drop of his sweat landed on her collar bone. He was so carried away trying to penetrate her that he was not aware that she was looking at him. "Brent?" She called softly. "Hmmm?" He replied, his hand around his shaft, trying to aid his thrust. "Are you wearing a condom?" ©All Rights Reserved.

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