The Six Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

In which Leo, Raph, Donnie and Mikey have two sisters named Mari and Cat.
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Here we go, it's the lean, green, ninja team,
On the scene, cool teens doing ninja things!
So extreme, out the sewer like laser beams,
Get rocked with the shell-shocked pizza kings!

Can't stop these radical dudes
The secret of the ooze made the chosen few
Emerge from the shadows, to make their moves
The good guys win and the bad guys lose

Leonardo, the leader in blue, does anything it takes to get his ninjas through,
Donatello is a fellow, has a way with machines,
Raphael's got the most attitude on the team,
Marietta's the strategist, quick with a blade,
Michelangelo-he's one of a kind,
And you know just where to find him when it's party time!
Caterina's got stealth, as she slips through unseen,
Cute but deadly-don't underestimate the queen!

Leo's trying not to lose it behind the scenes,
Raph gets mad and hits things fast,
Donnie builds tech that'll always last!
Mikey's got jokes and pizza to spare,
Mari's got a bite that'll make you beware,
Cat's got heart and a playful streak,

Master Splinter taught them every single skill they need
To be one lean, mean, green, incredible team

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Leonardo, the leader - "Being a leader is like babysitting, but the kids are ninjas with weapons and zero impulse control."

Raphael, the warrior - "Why solve problems with words when you can punch them in the face?"

Marietta, the strategist - "What's the plan? Oh wait! Leo barks orders, Raph ignores them, Donnie over thinks, Cat gets distracted by something shiny, and Mikey almost dies. Again."

Donatello, the genius - "I'm running on three hours of sleep, five cups of coffee and pure spite."

Michelangelo, the wild card - "I see danger. I acknowledge danger. I run directly into danger."

Caterina, the heart - "I am NOT cut out for this! I was meant to be rich and unbothered."