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JOHNNY CIPHER IS BATSHIT CRAZY[Sanity Is A Myth!!!]

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Reads 130
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Parts 13
Time 44m

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I have my finals and I am gonna vent all of my frustration through this story. Read at your own risk.Also I am writing this on a phone so ignore typos.
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Johnny is a filial child. He is a gentlemen. He works a white collared job. Employee of the month for 3 times in a row. He is a great guy isn't he. 

WRONG

Johnny is batshit crazy.
After work he is a beast. He has 20 or so piercings. dyed hair. Drives a motorcycle and let's his intrusive thoughts win everytime. Johnny is only sane during his work hours and with his parents. Otherwise he is the most prettiest gay twinky bitch ever. 
Join his unfortunate boss as they explore this side of Johnny.

Now enjoy as people get to know this other side.

A/N: For heaven's sake ppl, just read the story and compliment it or give writing tips in the comments. Please I beg of you do not offer me promotions. I am dirty broke and cannot afford any of your offers. This may be offensive but trust me. I am saving ur time. It also makes me feel like shit when I have to explain to people that I cannot afford their services. So please for everyone's sake, if you enjoy the story leave compliments or ideas that may boost my motivation. Not promotional offers that require me to pay you when I myself live off pocket money.All Rights Reserved

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