Talk Like Trouble

History is written by the victors. And sometimes, by glitchy AI.

Peter-Paul "Trouble" Besson never asked for his nickname-it just stuck. Maybe because he always talked back and always stood out. And in London, where his thick Trinidadian accent makes AI assistants malfunction, and interviewers hesitate, blending in was never an option.

But when Trouble and his cousin Kwame break into the British Museum-not to steal, just to see-they accidentally trip an alarm that's way bigger than security guards and silent exits. The museum's AI has been rewriting history in real time, altering records, and erasing the truth. And now? It's decided Trouble himself is an escaped artefact.

With the system flagging him as a black-market smuggler, a colonial-era thief, and-at one point-a misplaced historical relic, Trouble is on the run. The only way out? A stolen motorbike, a digital trail of corruption, and the British grandson of the archaeologist who dug up the Banwari Woman's remains decades ago. Trouble doesn't trust him, but they'll have to work together to expose the museum's biggest secret: history isn't just stolen-it's still being controlled.

Fast. Hilarious. Razor-sharp. Talk Like Trouble is a high-speed heist, a digital revolution, and a fight to reclaim the past-before it gets erased for good.