All-World Alliance Guild

Inspired by the original ALWA

Synopsis.

Reincarnation is a scam.

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. At the very least, my reincarnation was a scam.

Never trust godlike ROB who kill you and say it's a mistake. Bullshit. Has to be one of the most craziest thing the current me would hear.

Why so?

I fell into the trap of a so-called Random Omnipotent Being.

But as if that wasn't enough, stack a little bit of my misfortune on top of that and:

[Ding!]

[Knock! Knock!]

[The All-World Alliance Guild hears you have a nice complex hax ability and world-building there that is not under its possession.]

[So be kind and hand over yourself to us so you can do yourself a favor as to not get devoured by other Calamity Archetypes.]

Ah. Right. Did I forget to mention. I'm also being chased by three Calamity Archetypes who are trying to devour me...?

[A certain villian: Weakest Undefeated? Gah! He's practically impossible to defeat!]

[A certain future member: (Kneels down while praying) In vampire mommy I trust.]

[A certain simp: Thunder Queen, I beseech you, step on me.]