Chemistry Jokes
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From Hydrogen to Ununoctium, all of the elements have joined together to make this fantabulous nerdy joke book!
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weakness
"You make me weak. You make me mad, you make me crazy." he breathes, staring me in my eyes. "What am I saying.." he chuckles and stares at my twiddling hands. His eyes flicker between my eyes and lips. "God I am so inlove with you." ・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・・。. • Mature) He's some big-time hotshot, committed to play baseball at a D1 school, Baylor University. Grayson has a strict 'No more than just a fuck' rule, and sticks with this rule until he meets the small blonde headed girl, in his Biology class. Paisley Smith, 17, a senior at Southern Clemson High. Shes in her own world, not many friends, very smart and doesn't date. Not after what happened last time. That is until she meets the starting pitcher, Grayson Hayes. Will he break her heart? Will they fall in love? ・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。..・。.・゜✭・.・・。. •Concluida
Don't Call Me Baby
Jordy feels like she has met the love of her life and everything is almost as if taken out of a fairytale, especially after Archer Finn confronts her about his own feelings for her. The only obstacle for a beautiful relationship to bloom is the fact that Jordy has to leave for university in exactly seven days. Oh, and the fact that Archer is notorious for his player tendencies and cannot be trusted. Can she wear her heart on her sleeve even if it's only for a week? ----- "You've had sex in a car, haven't you?" "I've had sex pretty much everywhere, baby." "Ew, gross." "Why do you think so? Actually doing it in the park isn't-" "I wasn't talking about this, I just really hate pet names. I cringe so hard every time a couple overuses a certain word, thinking it's romantic. It's not! Why is this even a thing?" "Wow, I never thought someone could be this cute while pulling a mom rant." "Shut up." I scrunch up my nose as if I'm offended but my cheeks redden nonetheless. "Okay, baby." ----- PG13: curse words, sexual jokes and innuendos, descriptive kissing scenes This book is planned to be short, sweet and easy to read! I dedicate it to all of my hopeless romantics out there :)Concluida
You Are in Hell Boys ✔
[Book 2] Imagine this ~ You are walking down the street, holding a bag full of Oreos for your pregnant mom. Everything is peaceful until you are dragged into an old truck. You look up and see five good-looking guys staring at you. Remi Thea McKnight is a sixteen-year-old high school girl. She is sarcastic, funny, and sometimes wise, like her mother, Ariel. Remi has four older brothers, eighteen years old, and a quadruplet. Could history repeat itself? What would Remi do when she gets kidnapped like her mother? ~~~ [NOT EDITED YET] Book 1 - Welcome To Hell Boys. Book 2 - You are in Hell Boys. Book 3 - We'll End Up in Hell Boys. (Highest rank- #3 in Humor in 2017) June 2017 All Rights ReservedConcluida
Welcome
January 21st since it's my anniversary, I wanted to do something special never wrote a book before let's start with that those in the outside world wouldn't fully understand you won't understand until the book is completeConcluida
It's Always the Apocalypse Somewhere - selected stories
Selected stories from the collection, It's Always the Apocalypse Somewhere. From the rear cover: WARNING This book contains Flesh-Eating Zombies, Invading Aliens, Nuclear Annihilation, Armageddon, The Rapture - and that's just one story! Elsewhere, you'll find Carnivorous Plants, Organ-Harvesting Aliens, Cruel Scientists, Superstorms, Cursed Artifacts, and the Worst Comedy Club in Existence. From stolen kidneys to cruel twists of fate; from dark secrets to a baseball that likes to nibble on fingers, these 22 tales of apocalypses small and large will leave you saying, "Pfft. Not likely." Oh, and one of the stories has mermaids. Drug-running mermaids.Concluida
Playing His Game
"You okay there, partner?" he chuckled. Our bodies were centimeters away from touching so I took a step back. A fatal mistake, which caused my back to hit the wall, trapping me in front of him. He smiled. ________________________________________________________________________________ Audrey has never considered anything about herself special. Hell, even her name is boring! But when her best friends brother is assigned as her partner for a project, they are forced to spend lots of time together. Not only is Trent Blake cocky, too handsome for his own good and just plain obnoxious, he's also known for flirting (and sometimes hooking up) with every girl he meets. What happens when it becomes more than just flirting? Can little Audrey Ross beat the player at his own game?Concluida
Walking a fine line✔️
[COMPLETED] "Why people would ever choose to sleep with someone as vexatious as you is beyond my imagination," I scoffed. "Careful." He smirked. "Its a fine line between love and hate." ~~~ When Rory Cooper takes part in the inter-school championship she thinks nothing more of it than a fun, school competition. Insufferable hot guys and prank wars only happen in books, right? Wrong. One chemistry disaster later, Rory has accidentally attracted the attention of Griffin Carter, the star athlete of rival school, Beckfall High, who's a known player on and off the field. ~~~ The shy nerd and the cocky athlete, a tale told many times over. Yet what happens when the nerd isn't so shy, and the athlete has a brain?Concluida
The Invisible Best Friends
Meet Alyssa Bent, she's a nerd. But not your typical one. She likes to read, but her world doesn't totally revolve around books. She's not shy nor does she stutter when someone tries to corner her. She can stand up to anyone provided it doesn't involve attention. Attention is the only thing that scares her, and like always, there's a reason behind it. Maintaining a balance of grades and producing comebacks with sarcasm dripping from each word isn't the only talent she possesses. Enter Aaron Pelt, the most popular boy at Gradient High. Girls fawn over him. Well, who wouldn't? He's the star soccer player, after all. With the looks no less than a model, he has no problem maintaining his status on the social ladder. He maintains a cool aura around him all the time. They both go to Gradient High, a school that is divided into two social groups: the popular ones and the nerds. The popular ones are the wealthy snobs and the nerds are the ones who practically are their slaves. At Gradient High, these two groups can never get along! Like Ever! But who knew that the most popular guy and the nerd would actually be best friends? That's right! Alyssa and Aaron have been best friends since their diaper days. But at school, they are forced not to acknowledge each other's presence because if they did, Aaron's reputation might suffer and Alyssa may be subjected to something she hates the most: attention. While Aaron may not know, the reason why Alyssa hates attention might be even more than she lets him believe. A reason that might even force her to throw away her future dream. So will Aaron be able to break through the walls and push her out even when he has the pressure of popularity and the school status weighing him down? Get ready to expect the unexpected. You might want to change your definition of clichè after reading...... #1 Humour- 08.01.16 (Cover by: -infinities) *NOT EDITED SO KINDLY BEAR WITH ME!Concluida
An Actual Nerd
The chemical formula is simple: Nerdy, shy, introverted good girl who has her quirks and her secrets and her embarrassing flaws and the reckless, bad attitude, non-commital bad boy... (But you've totally rooted out his soft spot: It's kittens). It's science: All is meant to go as planned. Hypothesis? They fall in deep, unbreakable love. Equipment? One boy, one girl, one insane family and one dark past. Safety precautions? *Skips past* Results? Ah...Crap. Well, something clearly went wrong here, 'cause the answers are completely out of whack. When Charlie Lest gets herself into what seems like a harmless but is actually a rather sticky situation, she can't get herself out of it on her own. Her own stubborn nature and determination to stay independent runs her into Hayden Que: He too is stubborn, but shows his frustrations outwardly. It lands him in daily trouble. Turns out, he's in a sticky situation of his own. Charlie had one choice to make: To be honest, or to try and hope things don't crumble just to save her pride.Concluida
PRANKS and KISSES | 1 ✔️
Skylar Davies has always been a proud member of the "Invisibles", you know, those people at school whom everyone seems to NOT know about? But when she accidentally sent her not-a-love-letter e-mail to her longtime crush, Kenji, she knew that her life is about to take a hundred and eighty degree turn for the worse. Desperate to save her reputation, or rather lack of it, Skylar has no other choice but to ask for the help of the school's most notorious prankster and hacker extra-ordinaire, Hunter Cole. Now Hunter expects her to be his partner-in-crime in exchange for his help. Fanfreakingtastic. Will Skylar be able to pull off being the devil's assistant? Or will she eventually finds out that the prank's on her when she realizes that she's falling in love with the prankster? #1 romcom #2 funny #2 pranks #4 humor #7 friendship THIS BOOK IS CURRENTLY UNDERGOING EDITS. IN LINE COMMENTS WILL BE AFFECTED.Concluida
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