No Rest for the Wicked
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Last published Mon, Feb 24, 2025
Vala was used to traveling alone. No strings, no attachments, no annoying vampires. Then Astarion happened. Now, she's stuck with a fanged menace who won't stop smirking, a bounty on her head, and injuries that make swinging her sword feel like lifting a boulder. All she wanted was a quiet place to rest-what she got was a fight for survival, an unwanted partnership, and the growing suspicion that she might actually be enjoying this.
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