THIS FIC IS A JOKE PLS DONT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY
Shrek and Donkey have been through everything together-swamps, dragons, evil lords, and far too many questionable adventures. But nothing could have prepared them for this...
DONKEY IS PREGNANT!!!
In a twist that defies all logic, biology, and common decency, Donkey finds himself carrying Shrek's child after a mystical mishap in the swamp. What starts as a bizarre miracle quickly turns into a swamp-sized scandal, complete with wild cravings, emotional outbursts, and dramatic midnight mud baths.
As Shrek struggles to process his unexpected fatherhood, Donkey spirals into pregnancy chaos, and their friends-Puss, Fiona, Dragon, Doris and even the Fairy Godmother and Prince Charming-are dragged into the madness. Meanwhile, dark forces loom in the background, waiting for the perfect moment to strike at their happiness.
With dramatic confrontations, tearful confessions, scandalous betrayals, and the most over-the-top birth scene ever written, Shrekternity Test is a wild ride from start to finish.
Will Shrek and Donkey navigate this unexpected journey together? Or will the swamp be forever changed by the ultimate test of love, friendship, and extremely questionable magic?