Don't act like you didn't laugh
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Soo, this isn't a book following a story line or a rant book, it's more like if I think or hear something funny I make sure to remember it so I can write it down. Also I'm going to write embarrassing story's about myself and my friends (I'm going to use code names for my friends so they don't get pissed off at me)This book will have stories that I will one day be sharing with my children to show how stupid I can be, also just some things to make you laugh or smile if your having a bad day :) So go ahead and read. What's the worst that can happen, right?
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