Hogwarts School and Group Chat #2

HOGWARTS SCHOOL AND GROUP CHAT
(A regrettable duty now forced upon me.)
Severus Snape:
As you probably know, this so-called Hogwarts Group Chat was once under the not entirely insufferable management of Miss Granger. She created it with the unrealistic intention of solving "school problems" and ensuring "efficient communication" between students and staff and having "fun".
However, as with all things Miss Granger involves herself in, she took on far too much, became occupied with her extensive list of other academic obsessions, and inevitably neglected this particular project. Now, the responsibility of moderating this digital school and group chat has fallen upon myself and several other unfortunate members of staff, such as Minerva McGonagall, Filius Flitwick, Rubeus Hagrid, Sybill Trelawney, and all the idiots who have been appointed Defence against the Dark Arts teacher, and of course, Albus Dumbledore, the greatest wizard of the age. Several other Hogwarts students will be assisting me with this project.
As for myself, I have no interest in "group bonding" or "house unity." I am here solely to ensure that students occasionally receive the necessary academic materials-and, more importantly, to remind them that messaging me without a valid reason will result in a swift and merciless deduction of House Points.
However, as long as you complete the Potions homework I assign you, I do not at all care what you spend your time doing.
Severus Snape