Vampire Bat-(mxm)(Rever series Nine)

(Stand-Alone story)
Everything had to be clean.
His house was spotless.
His car was sparkling.
His wardrobe?
Perfect.
Even his video game character was dressed impeccably and had all of its stats maxed out.
The only thing that wasn't perfect was the frustrating creature that had recently begun visiting his back fields. He always had prairie dogs and other wildlife in abundance, and enjoyed watching them as he drank his morning coffee.
It was a perfect, simple, quiet life.
At least, it was until a set of muddy little black paws padded into it, leaving dirt all over his brand new carpet!