Raised by my Destiny (SATIRE)

A satire mocking Mary Sue's and Marty Stu's in fanfiction. Set in Middle Earth after the events of Lord Of The Rings, this is a story about a young she-elf who literally DEFINES the word Mary Sue. I'm trying not to give away too many details in my description. If you ignore the fact that this story is a satire, and you think it's well written, vote and comment, because only a GOOD satire can fool its readers. Not that you're stupid if you're fooled; please don't be offended because this isn't an attack on you.
((Cover credits go to YourWaywardDestiny from DeviantArt, I don't own it I just borrowed it))