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"Oops, I Accidentally Stole a Husband (And Now He Wants to Kill Me)"

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Parts 3
Time 38m

DiU7theinnocenthuman

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Story Description:

Taehyung is a modern-day con artist with a talent for stealing rare, mystical artifacts and selling them for a fortune. His latest target? A mysterious dragon relic rumored to be worth millions. Easy money, right?

Except... the moment he touches it, the artifact glows, cracks open, and suddenly-BOOM! A giant, furious, very naked  (hot, daddy, with big dick) dragon alpha appears in the middle of his apartment.

Jungkook, the last Dragon King, has been trapped in stone for a thousand years, waiting for his true love to awaken him and break the ancient curse. But instead of his devoted omega soulmate, he gets... Taehyung.

A scammer. A thief. An absolute menace.

Now, Jungkook is furious and wants to kill him. Taehyung wants to run. But thanks to an accidental mate bond, they're now stuck together-literally. If they go more than ten feet apart, they both get unbearably aroused.

Jungkook: "You are NOT my mate. This is a mistake."
Taehyung: "Damn right! Now be a good ancient lizard and let me go."

Too bad the universe doesn't care.

To break the bond, Taehyung needs to find a legendary sorcerer-before Jungkook either strangles him or knots him out of sheer frustration.

But as they're forced to work together, Taehyung starts noticing how hot his "grumpy dragon husband" is when he's not busy threatening him. And Jungkook starts realizing that maybe fate isn't as wrong as he thought...

But what happens when Jungkook's true love suddenly returns-demanding to take back what was stolen?

Now, Taehyung has to decide whether to break the bond and walk away... or claim the Dragon King before someone else does.



✔ Enemies-to-Lovers (Jungkook hates him, Taehyung finds it hilarious)
✔ Grumpy Alpha x Chaotic Omega
✔ Modern x Ancient Culture Clash (Jungkook vs. smartphones = disaster)
✔ Accidental Mate Bond + Forced Proximity
✔ Extreme Sexual Tension & Smutty Heat Cycles
✔ A Love Triangle (Kind of? Maybe?)All Rights Reserved

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