𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐓𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍, bayonetta

During a routine hunt, Bayonetta encounters Y/n─a clumsy, unlucky man who somehow dodges death in the weirdest ways possible. Whether tripping out of danger or sneezing at the right time, his existence defies logic. Amused and intrigued, Bayonetta keeps him close, curious about his bizarre survival streak. As angels and demons take notice, she finds herself unexpectedly protective. Is it fate, a cosmic joke, or something deeper? With chaos following his every step, one thing is certain─his life just got a lot more interesting, especially with a seductive, gun-wielding witch watching over him.

A/n: English is not my first language.