Flit - Alexander

Flit

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Parts 6
Time 29m

Reads 71
Votes 10
Parts 6
Time 29m

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(IM REALLY SORRY I JUST REALIZED THIS; THIS HAS NOTHING I REPEAT NOTHING TO DO WITH CLOUDY AND A CHANCE OF MEATBALLS. NAMED BY ACCIDENT. I CALLED HIM FLINT, THEN LOCKWOOD BECAUSE I SAW AN ADD FOR A BOOK CALLED LOCKWOOD. SORRY) 

Hello. My name is Flint Lockwood...

A flint in the woods. 

But flint makes fire.

And with a mother named Forest, I'm burning my family low.

Feeding the flames that are my family's.

My family's arguments, their misfortunes...

I'm feeding the flames.

Feeding them with my shortened life.

It started with a book.All Rights Reserved

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