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My Book Of Rants

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Reads 39
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Parts 3
Time <5 mins

I don't know, this is really just to make me feel better, you know, just let of steam. I under stand if you guys don't want to read these stupid rants, but just in case you actually want to read them (which you probably don't want to but whatever) HERE THEY ARE

P.S. the cover isn't mine its from "the Oatmeal" so person who drew this don't yell at me... just think of it as free advertisement :-)All Rights Reserved

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