Edward, I hate you! Jacob, Get A Darn Haircut!
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Ongoing7m
Last published Sun, Jul 10, 2011
This is a lot of ridiculous rubbish and as lame as I could possibly make but hey it's bout to bring a smile on your face , so read on ! :D
Unbelievably stupid and insanely weird version of twilight . Just random stuff that came into my head.
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