One in One Thousand Two Hundred and Forty Five. (And other goofy but dark Poems)
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Ever want to laugh? Or to goof? Well then c'mere! *Grabs u* 
I have a few poems I wrote that I think you'll like! *Runs away*
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My Fake Boyfriend

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He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in.. ********** What happens when Alexis Dawson- "residential loser" of Redwood High, agrees to help Redwood High's player, Aaron Walker. How can she stop herself from falling for him? But it isn't all love and romance, Alexis has her own secret. Join them on the journey filled with jealousy, betrayal, trust, friendship and love. A little favour just got a whole lot more complicated.

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