KLAUS'S NIGHTMARE ABOUT HUMAN CENTIPEDE: THE THIRD SEQUENCE
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Klaus finds himself trapped in a nightmare where Colton has returned to CHS, planning to recreate the horrors of Human Centipede 3. This time, the entire school - students and teachers alike - will be turned into a grotesque, living centipede. Colton explains how he'll sew together the students into a monstrous chain and transform the teachers into "human caterpillars" by amputating their limbs. Klaus is horrified as he watches Colton revel in the fear, but a spark of defiance rises within him. He knows he must stop Colton, but in this twisted nightmare, will he be able to escape?
This book, like the rest of the KNAHC series, is pure satire-a crack fic making fun of The Human Centipede. I don't actually like the films or the South Park episode, but my best friend, @coltdoesntwritealot (Colton), does and loves body horror.
This was inspired by a nightmare I had at 13 during summer vacation in Seaside Heights, New Jersey, after watching The Human Centipad with Colton.
Also, Red Flags by Tom Cardy may mention The Human Centipede, but let's be real-it's a damn good song.
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