Stuff I Wrote In My Classes That I Actually Bothered To Keep

AKA "I Have Nothing To Show You Because I Have Writer's Block So Here's Something Please Don't Eat Me". In a nutshell, it's stuff I've kept over the years (including this one) that I thought were interesting or funny. These will be posted between stories, so keep an eye out for them. Another thing is that these were initially assignments given to me, so for the love of God, DON'T USE THEM FOR YOUR CLASSES! Most of them got horrible grades and were so hilariously bad that I thought for giggles, people could read them. Save yourself and don't use these for assignments you may have. You have been warned thusly.