Livin' With Jesus
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Sam, a college freshman, moves into a run-down apartment after their last-minute rejection from a sorority. As they settle in, nothing could prepare Sam for what awaits them in this small apartment room-a mysterious man in robes, sandals, and a radiant glow, claiming to be Jesus of Nazareth.
Skeptical at first, Sam assumes he's just a delusional stranger until his calm presence and cryptic wisdom start making an unsettling amount of sense. Jesus insists he has been sent for a divine purpose but is unsure of what it is. With nowhere else to go, he convinces Sam to let him stay-at least until they figure out what to do next.
Thrown into an absurd yet strangely profound situation, Sam must navigate college life, old rivalries, and the challenge of cohabiting with a literal biblical figure. But things are about to get even more complicated-because Jesus isn't just an unexpected roommate. Other deities are watching, and some of them are determined to take him back.
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