Bad Pickney Chronicles

Bad Pickney Chronicles: Adventures of Janelle, Dwayne & Rico

Growing up in Jamaica is one big adventure-especially when yuh full a mix-up an love excitement.

Meet Janelle, Dwayne, and Rico-three friends from Clarendon who always inna problem. From duppy business to school drama, from bush expeditions to big-big embarrassment, dem life is a whole comedy show.
• Janelle - Di fearless leader. Loud, bossy, an always full a plan. If trouble was a person, it woulda be she.
• Dwayne - Di overthinker. Always paranoid, always questioning di plan. Dwayne done wid duppy, obeah, an anything weh nuh involve food.
• Rico - Di carefree one. Him love follow but him nuh think before him act. If yuh hear "Yow, watch dis!" just know Rico bout fi embarrass himself.

Every day a something new:
• Di time dem try cook inna di backyard an nearly burn down Janelle house
• Di time dem skip school fi go river an nearly drown
• Di time Dwayne get chase by a mad goat
• Di time Rico eat too much mango an nearly dead pon di toilet
• An of course... di time dem wake up a REAL duppy.

No matter how much trouble dem get eena, one ting certain:

Dem cya keep outta mix-up.

Welcome to Bad Pickney Chronicles-a collection of wild, hilarious, an sometimes spooky stories about three Jamaican kids who cyaa stay quiet.