The Waffle House Wipeout
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Complete Fri, Mar 21, 202515m
At Waffle House, chaos is a given - but for five-month veteran Haley, the real disaster is watching the new hire, Jaylee, snag Employee of the Month after just one month. Fueled by pettiness and an undeniable rivalry, Haley refuses to stand by as Jaylee basks in golden hashbrown glory. Naturally, the only solution is to hire a hitman.
Except the "hitman" is just her questionable best friend, who's never committed a crime but is absolutely down for the drama. With sabotage attempts that range from mildly inconvenient to absurdly disastrous, Haley's plan spirals faster than a rogue waffle batter explosion.
Breakfasts never been this entertaining!
(Just a silly little story, totally like not deep at all with really dark themes lol)
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