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I Don't Give A Damn

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What do women want in a man?

Handsome?
Kind?
Funny?
Mysterious? 
or 
Mischievous?

Clara Davidson wasn't your type of woman who would fall easily. She's more of your crazy weird but fun loving type of woman. 24 or not, She's a young kid at heart. But what happens when She meets the Humorous yet Top 10 Playboys in California, Damanico Valentino? 

Find out! :) Coming Soon!All Rights Reserved

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Perfect Impurrfections by JDLaynne

SWF looking for a SWM. I am a 29-year-old gym instructor who enjoys fitness and social get togethers. I am looking for someone who is family oriented, a hard worker, spontaneously romantic, and has an eye for detail. Anyone with a fear of commitment or is not an animal lover need not apply. Crystal Russell's bio-clock is ticking down, LOUDLY. She wants the perfect cookie cutter life and all that comes with it. The perfect man by her side, two kids playing with the dog in the yard, and a cute little house with a white picket fence. Well, maybe not a dog since her temperamental cat B.B. would probably eat it. Determined to find her dream Crystal dives headfirst into the dating pool only to run from one disaster to another. Between work, a demanding furry baby, and a grandpa who acts more like Don Juan in heat then a decrepit old man life is more than a little interesting. Thank goodness for good friends and strong beer or she just might end up with one of the mental illnesses she thinks she has. Maybe by the end of her foray into the dating world she'll figure out she never had to go looking for mister right.

Where We Begin by laralynn916

He is an off-beat jokester with a sensitive heart, having trouble adjusting to life in California after moving from Chicago. She is the picture of popularity, beautiful & wealthy, with a personality as fiery as her red hair. He needs someone to lean on. She is itching to break out of her comfort zone. After a few not-so-chance encounters, these two teenagers find something between them that they didn't know they were looking for. Opposites certainly attract, but things aren't always easy while they deal with hormones, high school and letting go of their pasts.

What's the Point of Love? by fixer291

~~ Picked as a winner of Round 1 of the ONC 2025 ~~ When a young woman who doesn't believe in love gets forced into finding a partner, what should she do? She decides the best way to get everyone off her back is by faking a relationship with a random guy. But in the end, is she wrong, and does love exist after all? And when your crush doesn't think of you as suitable boyfriend material, how are you supposed to change her mind? By making her jealous, of course. All you need to do is find a girl who's willing to fake being in a relationship, and you'll be dating the girl of your dreams in no time... ~~~~~~~~~~~~ A slightly romantic comedy, written for the Open Novella Contest 2025. Based on prompt #124: "You're wonderin' why half his clothes went missin'." - Taste, song by Sabrina Carpenter. (plus mixed with a bit of prompt #32).

My fake boyfriend, the vampire cat-guy by GatoXD5

I swear I'm not taking drugs, but maybe I was high while writing this. . . . After a long vacation, Hana Kim enters to her messy room to discover she left the window open, and saw a cat sleeping in her bed. But, oh! That cat has wings and... It's actually a (really handsome) guy named Minho Baek, who is a half-vampire shape-shifter and escaped from his house after an argument with his parents. "Do you want to stay here? You will have to go back to your parents' eventually." "Yes, I'll have to go back, but..." he smirked, looking at me, "I can piss them off a bit more. Would you like to be my fake girlfriend?" What's this? A romantic comedy poorly written? . . . Please don't judge me, I had a dream about this and the voices are telling me to write and publish it.

Bad Girl [COMPLETED] by SacredSoulZ

Him, smiling in pleasure. I, moaning and groaning in agony. Did I feel pleasured? Fuck no. ************* Claudia Ryans life was anything but perfect. She had a drug addicted mom who has sex with a new guy every night. Claudia doesn't even know who her father is, and thinks she was probably just an accident. Will her bad girl image change when she goes to college and meets the perfect guy or will she deny the feeling of love and keep her old ways? Read to find out. P.S.- No copying whatsoever.

THE STORY OF MY LIFE by at_chickengal

this is Kate's story on how she became the worlds youngest hero. How will an 18 year old girl climb her way up to be the best hero her city has ever known? How will she pursue her dreams? what about her love life? Read to know more

A Summer Affair (SAMPLE! NOW PUBLISHED ON AMAZON) by JeniRaeD

The best decision I ever made was when I moved to paradise nine years ago. I've met and entertained many beautiful women while living here in Hawaii, with those women changing what I first thought would be paradise and making it to be more of an erotic heaven. I love women, and I love satisfying them. But the only way they make it to my bed is if they're tourists. Why? Because there are no ties, no feelings hurt, no strings attached, and I'll never see them again-just pure innocent sex satisfying both our needs. Now I'm on an airplane, going back to the one place I always said I would never step foot in ever again. Las Vegas. All because Vegas is where my best friend wants to have his bachelor party. Just because I'm not happy to be back in my hometown doesn't mean I can't have fun, right? After all, I can still do what I've been doing in Hawaii here in Vegas as there are always tourists roaming the casinos. Before my friends and I hit the casino, I made a thousand-dollar bet with my best friend that I couldn't land a woman in my bed before we returned to Hawaii-a bet I want no part of after meeting who I did. That bet will come to haunt me after we get back home, especially when we cross paths at my best friend's wedding. I was happy to see her, but she wasn't too pleased to see me, and let's just say somewhere I screwed up because my face not only saw her fist once, but it saw it twice. She just lit the fire in me, and I never thought I'd say this, but I guess my entertaining women days are over because right now, there's only one woman who I want to chase, and that's Leilani. Credit for cover: selfpubbookcovers.com/VonnaArt

Again and Again by _nyahh

HI! Nyah is back and better than ever. Not much has changed in her life besides her outlook on others. She is still a crazy fighter and she is still a baddie. She still has her issues with love. However, one special man in her life is slowly changing that. Will they work out? Or will she fail at love once again? Again and Again, a story of love The sequel to Here We Go Read this before you read Again, with love!

THE FRENCH TOAST by thecharmedmoon

Introduction Bonjour! I'm Clara Dumont, a charming Frenchwoman who recently traded the elegant streets of Paris for the vibrant hustle and bustle of a new city in America. With a heart full of dreams and a suitcase full of French pastries, I embarked on this grand adventure, hoping to embrace the unknown and discover what lies beyond the familiar. This diary is my little sanctuary-a place where I'll document my triumphs, mishaps, and all the amusing encounters that come with navigating life in a new country while trying to master the quirks of the English language. Join me as I stumble through this journey of laughter, learning, and, hopefully, a touch of serendipity.

Double Pain, Double Pleasure by Cyra2Cyra

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Where We Begin cover

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Bad Girl [COMPLETED] cover

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Perfect Impurrfections

SWF looking for a SWM. I am a 29-year-old gym instructor who enjoys fitness and social get togethers. I am looking for someone who is family oriented, a hard worker, spontaneously romantic, and has an eye for detail. Anyone with a fear of commitment or is not an animal lover need not apply. Crystal Russell's bio-clock is ticking down, LOUDLY. She wants the perfect cookie cutter life and all that comes with it. The perfect man by her side, two kids playing with the dog in the yard, and a cute little house with a white picket fence. Well, maybe not a dog since her temperamental cat B.B. would probably eat it. Determined to find her dream Crystal dives headfirst into the dating pool only to run from one disaster to another. Between work, a demanding furry baby, and a grandpa who acts more like Don Juan in heat then a decrepit old man life is more than a little interesting. Thank goodness for good friends and strong beer or she just might end up with one of the mental illnesses she thinks she has. Maybe by the end of her foray into the dating world she'll figure out she never had to go looking for mister right.