""You want what kind of flower for 'apology'?"
"Something... dramatic. Something that says, 'I messed up, but I'm still incredibly charming.'"
"Dramatic? You mean like a weeping willow draped in black roses?"
"Too morbid, think more... Like 'I'm sorry I cheated, she was hot, but look, pretty flowers!'"
"I have a cactus."
"Tempting. But I'm going for 'forgiveness,' not 'restraining order.'"
"Then perhaps you should try sincerity."
"Is that even in your floral vocabulary?"
"It's in mine, doubt it's in yours."
"Ouch, you wound me, flower girl."
"I'm trying to sell you flowers. Now, do you want the cactus or not?"
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