'Loki doesn't know how it happened. They were on another op, the witch dealt with and dead. They're in the Quinjet on their way back and that's when it starts. He half-suspects her spell, intentional or otherwise, is impacting him, that he's hearing false things. But no. That is Tony's voice, the words match his face his movements. They're Tony's thoughts.'
Loki should tell him, soon. He should be looking for a way to reverse said spell, quickly. But, the thing is. Eighty percent of Tony's thoughts are directed at him.
After weeks of feeling under the weather, Steve finally gives up and goes to Bruce, and discovers that maybe hermaphroditism + godly sperm = Baby. Needless to say he's a little pissed off. Will Thor be able to handle the wrath of a hormonal Super Soldier?
Cover art: Doubleleaf on DeviantArt
I wrote this when I was 14 in 2014 ok 💀 do with that what you will
Jesus Christ stop reading this it's not good