Y'all Need Therapy (I'm Not Qualified for this)
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Last published Sat, Mar 28, 2026
Standard Self-Insert Isekai story. Except she's like four years old and her only options are trying to get people to talk to each other and being adorable. Near bachelor's degree in psychology, don't fail her now.
It couldn't just be any anime of course, it had to be Jujutsu Kaisen, and she could hardly not do anything to help these poor sad teens.
Just got to save Riko, stop the evil brain, prevent Sukuna from incarnating or at least prevent him from taking over, and save whoever else might die between the whole Star Plasma Vessel event thingy and canon. Easy peasy when you aren't even 3 feet tall.
Yay.
And who used her skin as a notepad?
Crossposted from Ao3, I'll try to keep it up to date.
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