Ribs and Rum: A Bony Romance
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What happens when a cursed skeleton pirate with a flair for drama meets a bold, flirtatious sea captain who just won't stop teasing him?
Bonesworth is cursed to an eternal life without flesh-and without dignity, apparently. Captain Selene, sharp-tongued and curious, finds his misery endlessly entertaining. But between sea monsters, cursed storms, missing body parts, and dangerously charming banter... something starts stirring in his ribcage.
A hilarious slow-burn adventure full of bones, banter, and a romance that creeps in like a rising tide.
also this story was made by a friend of mine hahahahah 🤣 so expect something, at least.
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