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DERE once was a man who was if da rails,
He liked to clean but he make many fails,
His washermashen fu'ing was broke,
So he came up wiv a different approach,
He said to imself I'll clean em with me hand
I'll us soap de one dats canned
Den he realised DERE was no sucH thing
So he had sex with your mother
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