WARNING: This story contains violence, shameless pop culture references, meta humor, space cowboys, lasers, conspiracy theories, lolies, romance, brainwashing, spaceship fights, uppercutting a robot in the jaw, outgunning an AI overlord, and /// The rest of this blurb has been cut by the Illuminati on infringement of classified secret data. Ignore this message and kindly submit yourself to the nearest brainwashing plant for a memory purge. Thank you, and have a complacent day.
A is an extraterrestrial and she's booked the ultimate all-inclusive vacation package: To Be Worshipped as the God Wadjet in Ancient Egypt. But one of the Earthlings is not so gullible and keeps preaching his monotheistic beliefs. (A retelling of The Cloud of Unknowing)